Why is it that.............



I get dizzy when I eat paint chips?

Every time I have my picture taken the camera breaks?

When my clothes are flame resistant my skin burns when I touch fire?

I can't lick frost off a metal pole?

People say I'm out of date? I mean who's heard of the "INTERNET"?

When I touch Barb wire fences my hand gets cut up?

The microphone melts when I speak in it? Could it be my bad breath?

The FBI is after me? I didn't teepee their head courters, it was my twin brother, um.. Timmy.

Every time I get in a gasoline fight, and then I try to dry off using a match I ignite on fire?

I get dizzy after smelling paint?


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