Why is it that.............



Whenever I am in the closet, and I tell someone I'm coming out they look at me funny?

I can never find the invisible man?

It hurts when I hit myself.

I can't be stupid like the other kids?

People look at me funny when I say "My docter's name is Dr. Kavorkian?

When I touch fire, it burns?

Docters in white jackets want to give me a white jacket with really long sleves and buckles on the back, when I say I can fly?

Ice tries to eat me?

I always find myself getting swerlies by the principle "Mayor Fackalk", when I pass him in the hall?

I find the movie"Titanic" scary?


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