Why is it that.............



Waitress' look at me funny when I ask if the chocolate milk comes with gravy?

I go to bed dry, and I wake up to a wet bed?

When I try to walk through walls I end up walking into them?

I have old ladies yelling at me when I drive on the sidewalk?

I have the feeling a clown is watching me?

I have guys looking at me after I follow them around?

I can never find my way home when I go to my next door neighbors house?

When I dream of eating marshmallows I wake up to find my pillow gone?



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