Why is it that.............



People look at me funny when I ask if Hot dogs are made of Dogs?

I can't walk through walls?

People move away from me when I say I wet the bed?

I lose at poker all the time? I show everyone my cards.

The school cheese looks like the stuff that comes from zits?

I can't unscrew my head?

I get taken to a rubber room every time I try to drill a hole in my head?

People laugh when I say my kids name is going to be John Dowe?

Look at me funny when I say I was abducted by Aliens?



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