Why is it that.............


People say I lost it, when I never even had it?

The macaroni at school bounces off the walls?

The monkeys at the zoo always laugh at me?

I keep on hearing voices in my head?

I can't lick my back on this planet?

The dryer always picks on me?

Dogs follow me around when I have meat in my pocket?

I can hear my head echo?

I'm such a girl repellent?

I can't breathe under water?

I fail science when I sleep all hour?

People say "I lost my marbles." when I never had any?

People call me dorc when I can't even spell it?


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